Custom bag of dicks

This is our “Bag of Dicks” Custom package.

Please note: Marshmallow Dicks are temporarily out of stock. We apologise for the inconvenience.

Send a bag of dicks to anyone you want totally anonymously but with a message that you have written.  This message can contain your name if you wish and can be anything from a “you’re a Dick” message to a “I love you” message.  Use your imagination.  Why not ask someone to marry you with a bag of dicks, or at the other end of the scale, why not ask for a divorce with a bag of dicks.

Price is inclusive of delivery within Australia and is displayed in AUD  Australian Dollars.  (you can order from anywhere in the world).

You will need to tell us not only what message you want to send, but also which product you want to send.  You can choose from Jelly Willies, Jelly Cola Willies, Soft Marshmallow Willies or Jelly Boobs.
The message needs to be stated at checkout in the “Order Notes” box.*
This is at the bottom of the delivery address details form.

*If you miss this step, we will attempt to contact you by email prior to shipping.  This can result in a delay whilst we wait to hear back.  As a last resort, we may call you, but prefer not to in case your recipient is close.

You can send more than one bag of Dicks or Boobs in the same package with one message. Just enter 2 or more items to your cart.

As a last tip…..no pun intended!  We are a happy friendly site.  No severe hate messages or messages that could be deemed as “bullying”.  We will not print the “C” word unless it is in jest and then with a “*”.     As most are aware, the phrase “Eat a bag of Dick, c*nt”  could be both a funny friends message or a hate message in Australia.  If we get complaints of bullying it will be passed on to the cyber crime unit.