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Warning!
Before you go any further, this website may contain material that some people will consider offensive. If you are under 18 years old LEAVE NOW and do not come back until you are at least 18. Likewise if you are offended by the word “Dick” or “Dicks” or “Willy” or “Pecker” or “Knob” or “Penis” or any other word used to describe a male appendage, then LEAVE NOW and don’t come back. (You can tell your friends though). Ooops, nearly forgot, we may also use the words “Bitch”, “Tits” or “Boobs” within the content of this site.
Send Unique Presents
Send a funny gift to friends. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, and special occasions. Ideal for boyfriends, girlfriends, workmates, family members, and more.
Turn Annoyance into Laughter
Prank someone who annoys you in a lighthearted way. Playfully tease those who are cooler, smarter, or sportier. Have a laugh at their expense while keeping it fun.
Customize Messages
Personalize your own message in a "customised" package. Ideal for both friends you love and those you want to prank.
Ready to have some fun? Start "Dicking" people now.
The process is simple
STEP 1
Press order button below and you will be taken to our shop page.
STEP 2
Select the correct product (there are several variants).
STEP 3
Fill out the recipients address as the delivery address.
STEP 4
Fill out your details as the billing address.
STEP 5
Checkout.