Contact Dick – Old

How to get hold of Dicks!

Not sure why you want to contact us, but here it is.

If you have a complaint email to Idontcare@sendadickdicks

If you want to contact us for any other reason you can email sendadick@gmail.com

Management structure at Send a Dick Dicks.

Richard P Ness.
CEO Send a Dick Dick’s.

Dick Senda.
2IC Send a Dick Dick’s.

Willy peesome:
CFO (Chief Financial Officer)

Richard Cranium:
Warehouse Chief Dickhead.

Johnson J. Johnson:
Dick’s by mail packer and sender (General shit kicker).

 

Favorite Quote:

“A Dick’s life is very sad.  His family is nuts, his neighbour is an Arse hole, his best friend is a Pussy and his owner beats him every day”

Brisbane Bronco's Dicks
These Aussie Gummy Dicks were spotted recently at a  Denver Bronco’s game!!  The dickheads spent $2000 before they realised they meant the “Brisbane Bronco’s”.   Oh well, at least they made some new friends.

 

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